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Fuck Trump Goodbye Punch


  • 150cl Fuck Trump And His Stupid Fucking Wall
  • 50cl freshly squeezed lime juice
  • 50cl acacia honey
  • 2 bottles Cava
  • 25cl water (if using store bought bag ice, reduce water to 10cl as ice is usually broken in small pieces and dilutes quickly.)
  • Dehydrated apple slices*


  • Recipe serves 25 people.
  • Combine Fuck Trump And His Stupid Fucking Wall, fresh lime juice, acacia honey and water in your favorite punch bowl.
  • Stir ingredients to combine.
  • Place in the fridge to keep chill.
  • Before serving, remove from the fridge and add ice to the punch bowl.
  • Ladle out individual cups of punch for each person.
  • Top each punch cup with approx 3cl Cava
  • Garnish with a dehydrated apple slice.
  • Enjoy with friends.
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  • *Dehydrated Apple Slices:
  • These can be bought, but if you wish to make them yourself here's how.
  • Slice up a red delicious apple.
  • Place in a dehydrator at 50c for 8 hrs.
  • If you don’t have a dehydrator you can use a home oven at 90c for 4 hrs.
  • Place in a sealed container until needed to garnish your punch.